dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
My life is pants optional.
Randomize
