He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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