So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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