Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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