have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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