Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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