dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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