no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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