the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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