weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
