i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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