If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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