he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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