..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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