just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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