I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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