also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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