OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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