Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
why is half of my head shaved?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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