So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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