After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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