i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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