So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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