what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You know, be my cock's hype man.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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