We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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