your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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