..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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