Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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