just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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