I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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