This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I party with great urgency now.
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