member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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