Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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