Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
home. puking in laundry basket.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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