im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
time to smoke my breakfast
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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