elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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