Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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