Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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