i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
