My room smells like vodka and shame
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I had to cum in my sink.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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