Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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