"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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