Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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