I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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