Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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