So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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