I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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