why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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