Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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