are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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