Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Your penis caused this!
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